Wormsign

Everytime We Touch by Cascada Meets Metal

I saw that skeleton post 4 times on my dash, each one reblogged from a different source. Shit’s scary

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

the-scarlet-priestess:

It’s really hot

driving a golf cart into a lake or some other body of water seems really nice right now

Here it’s mostly rainy and humid. Would still drive a golf cart into a lake

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

the-scarlet-priestess:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

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How is a blinking reflection heartbreaking? Isn’t it more scary? Or am I not getting this one…

"The smallest coffins are the heaviest"

No I’m pretty sure the biggest, fully loaded ones are

"Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit"

Try your house door key

"Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers"

Sounds like the beginning of Alzheimers, yo

"One bullet is a lifetime support"

Assuming the aim is right

"Mom taught me how to shave"

She’s a barber

"Introduced myself to mother again"

Alzheimer’s runs in the family

"I just saw my reflection blink"

I took a video mirror selfie

"Passengers, this isn’t your captain speaking"

This is your flight attendant speaking

"Dad left, a flag came back"

Brought by Dad

"It’s our fiftieth, table for one"

We are that cheap

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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adorablespiders:

Female jumping spider phidipus sp. with a pretty rad hat
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adorablespiders:

Female jumping spider phidipus sp. with a pretty rad hat

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erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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