Everytime We Touch by Cascada Meets Metal
I saw that skeleton post 4 times on my dash, each one reblogged from a different source. Shit’s scary
It’s really hot
driving a golf cart into a lake or some other body of water seems really nice right now
Here it’s mostly rainy and humid. Would still drive a golf cart into a lake
Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
How is a blinking reflection heartbreaking? Isn’t it more scary? Or am I not getting this one…
"The smallest coffins are the heaviest"
No I’m pretty sure the biggest, fully loaded ones are
"Brought roses home, keys didn’t fit"
Try your house door key
"Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers"
Sounds like the beginning of Alzheimers, yo
"One bullet is a lifetime support"
Assuming the aim is right
"Mom taught me how to shave"
She’s a barber
"Introduced myself to mother again"
Alzheimer’s runs in the family
"I just saw my reflection blink"
I took a video mirror selfie
"Passengers, this isn’t your captain speaking"
This is your flight attendant speaking
"Dad left, a flag came back"
Brought by Dad
"It’s our fiftieth, table for one"
We are that cheap
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions